prepare to be whelmed
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spaghettiengineer:

wallacerudolphs (aka Alex the Great) has tagged me in this thingy where you post 6 selfies.
So now I tag punkrockteddylupin, dontletthisheartgo, and um do I have any more friends here oh dear I don’t so I’ll just pick random new followers markuscanaan, boysonthebarricade, aintnocassiopeia, and ggraantaire

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fancylemurs:

girls just wanna have

real pockets on our clothes, damn

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tagged as:
# my face

I was tagged in the 6 selfies challenge by Sean!

I tag Doug, Khamini, Tom, Gianna, Joe, and Alexa!

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theoncegreatkingofbabylon:

Words I never thought I’d say:
"Thank you, George W Mother Fucking Bush"

(Source: sandandglass)

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(Source: fckyeahtimmy)

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I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show
— Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)

(Source: andisaysthings)

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abchannahxyz:

manhatinglesbian:

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women.

Bless this fucking post.

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(Source: shuhannazy)

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adrewscott:

After you waste all your money on a apartment in Hollywood and Maria tells you to buy a summer home in Miamiimage